my only 2 emotions
Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
his teeth fucking shined
MY SCHOOL IS UNDER GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE BY MR OBAMA HIMSELF!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!
in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance